Oakland A's GM

[Mr.TradeKing]

If you really want a crappy hangover drink 3-4 Four Lokos.

~MTK

[Dan Wood]

Mad Dog 20/20, Jesus, the happiest worst memories ever... Malt liquor that stains your tongue, teeth, and lips. I want to be RedDogTime or PBRRelief. Lowen Bro would also be a name I could live with.

[Colby]

Mad Dog 20/20, Jesus, the happiest worst memories ever... Malt liquor that stains your tongue, teeth, and lips. I want to be RedDogTime or PBRRelief. Lowen Bro would also be a name I could live with.

Back in college, we used to have a drinking contest (lasted over an hour) called a Dog Fight that went like this.

Round 1: Drink Two Red Dogs (12oz Crap Beer) within 20 minutes
Round 2: Drink Mad Dog 20/20 within 20 minutes
Round 3: Drink Two Red Dogs within 15 minutes
Round 4: Drink Mad Dog 20/20 within 15 minutes
Round 5: Drink Two Red Dogs within 20 minutes

If you didn't finish your drink, spilled a good amount intentionally, or puked then you were out.  I only played it once, placed 2nd, didn't yak, and made it to Round 5 with one other person out of 15 or so.

We even set up a puke bin in the middle.  That's your MLFB-commish for ya...

 

[MillerTime]

You know Miller is my last name, so you could go with WoodTime, like when Jake's mom calls.

[lp815]

We even set up a puke bin in the middle.

 

If I was the DD at your party, and I was to see that, I'd be joining in the refunding, regardless of being sober.

[lp815]

You know Miller is my last name, so you could go with WoodTime, like when Jake's mom calls.

lmao, 2 on 1 now?  It's on like Donkey Kong.  Just you wait, Rob.

[MillerTime]

Back in college, we used to have a drinking contest (lasted over an hour) called a Dog Fight that went like this.

Round 1: Drink Two Red Dogs (12oz Crap Beer) within 20 minutes
Round 2: Drink Mad Dog 20/20 within 20 minutes
Round 3: Drink Two Red Dogs within 15 minutes
Round 4: Drink Mad Dog 20/20 within 15 minutes
Round 5: Drink Two Red Dogs within 20 minutes

If you didn't finish your drink, spilled a good amount intentionally, or puked then you were out.  I only played it once, placed 2nd, didn't yak, and made it to Round 5 with one other person out of 15 or so.

We even set up a puke bin in the middle.  That's your MLFB-commish for ya...

 

We played a similar game at WVU and then went to the bars.  I appologize to anyone I tried to talk with those nights.

[Colby]

We played a similar game at WVU and then went to the bars.  I appologize to anyone I tried to talk with those nights.

Don't apologize... just hold up this sign: 

Good one about WoodTime and Jake's Mom.

[MillerTime]

lmao, 2 on 1 now?  It's on like Donkey Kong.  Just you wait, Rob.

Coincidence.  She likes 2 on 1 and Donkey Punch (close enough)

[lp815]

Coincidence.  She likes 2 on 1 and Donkey Punch (close enough)

Holy crap Dan, Rob's first mom joke has beat all of yours combined!