Heading into week 9
Heading into week 8...I will focus on the negatives of each team - please try not to be sensitive, this is all in good fun
1) Los Angeles Dodgers (55-9) - Could use some pitching. His top 2 (Niese, Holland) have been very lack luster. And Mark Reynolds.
2) St. Louis Cardinals (51-13) - IMO - many guys playing above their respective ceilings
3) Boston Red Sox (54-10) - The 2013 version of this team will be an old timers day roster.
4) Philadelphia Phillies (52-12) - We'll see what happens when they beat my ass this week, but I am not as high on this team as I was. Traded in his Cadillac for a Buick.
5) Cleveland Indians (46-18) - Chad will look to add Travis Blackvey to his rotation this week. First we will have to find out who Travis Blackvey is, and teach him to pitch.
6) Texas Rangers (49-15) - AJ Ellis...nuff said...stop the insanity
7) Kansas City Royals (40-24) - Has Livan Hernandez taking up a rotation spot
Cincinnati Reds (46-18) - My team sucks. I hate watching these guys ground into DPs on a weekly basis. Hamilton got some sand in his mangina and will miss some time. achoo...coke will fix that.
9) Atlanta Braves (38-26) - David Freese finally realized the playoffs were over and turned back into David Freese
10) Chicago White Sox (37-19) - The magic of Ty Wiggington
11) New York Yankees (33-31) - His roster changed 4 times since I started writing this, dunno who is on OU's team anymore.
12) Oakland Athletics (31-33) - Rob has been Smoak'd
13) Houston Astros (33-31) - I call BS on Yadier...Did Albert change his name, and the real Molina went to Cali?
14) Pittsburgh Pirates (31-33) - Colby's team was made from a list of 2012 sleepers, problem is they all fell asleep.
15) Milwaukee Brewers (27-37) - The worst case scenario has happened with this team. May have 24 mil tied up in two guys not in the majors next season.
16) Colorado Rockies (25-39) - Continue to ghost ride into a losing season. This is the fantasy version of the Bobby Bonilla Mets.
17) Washington Nationals (31-33) - The biggest trick Jimmy Rollins ever pulled was making jake believe he still was good at baseball.
18) Tampa Bay Rays (31-33) - 20/20 for S-Rod, not so much
19) New York Mets (25-39) - With as many old guys on this team, you wouldn't think the 22 year old CI would be the one with vision problems.
20) Seattle Mariners (29-35) - Can't see the tears of the fans because it is always raining in the Pacific northwest.
21) Minnesota Twins (30-34) - Pronk pronk'd him, and got injured as usual...never rely on a man who looks like Shrek and is made of glass. We all learned something valuable today.
22) Chicago Cubs (17-47) - Spent Brewster's millions just to stay in last place.
23) San Francisco Giants (25-39) - Too much San Francisco and not enough treat.
24) Detroit Tigers (28-36) - The ghost of Johnny Damon haunts this team like a stale elevator fart.
25) Toronto Blue Jays (24-40) - I've been bagging on this team all year, I'll let them slide this week.
26) Miami Marlins (21-43) - The curse of Lind. It's like herpes, once you got it, it never goes away.
27) Arizona Diamondbacks (20-44) - Fake Ryan Rayburn, in his fake giant mansion, sends a fake thank you.
28) Los Angeles Angels (10-54) - Moreno would be in his grave by now, or Barmes would be in a shallow grave by now...1 of the 2
29) San Diego Padres (15-49) - One of the few teams, real or fake, that score less than the real life Padres.
30) Baltimore Orioles (1-63) - If a ball is hit, does he have any fielders to catch it
Halloween