Carolina will repeat as the winners making us all envious of his glorious hockey knowledge
Anahiem will have a great start to the season but then his team will hit puberty and they will go through that awkward stage.
Boston Rob will blow a nut when he realizes Tuuka Rask's groin sucks.
Brian Burke will apply to run a team on Dynasty NHL but will be denied since we will all be a little worried he might destroy whatever team he manages by making questionable trades and signings.
Maria Kirilenko will finally look in a mirror and realize she is way too hot for Ovetchkin and leave him for Pavel Bure.