I dont like this, just going to lead to excuses, I didnt win because of the schedule, I didnt win because of injuries, I didnt win because of the electorial colleage vote. , I didnt win because I am a woman, I didnt win because of james comey, I didnt win because of fake news. it goes on..
You forgot the best excuse. Alcohol. That one has gotten me out of as many jams as it has gotten me into. Sorry I urinated on your cable box, alcohol. Sorry I leaned in making it look like I was going to whisper in your ear to then only blow chewed up cracker on your face, alcohol.
