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Title: Tyler is a Witch!
Post by: GypsieDeathBringer on March 10, 2017, 10:16:53 AM
Clearly Tyler is pretty good at this fantasy GM stuff, but now I know why.  It is because he is a witch. Here is the proof:

Last week Fleury hops in for the pulled Murray and goes 28 for 28 in saves.  That would normally mean he would start the next game, but he suddenly becomes sick and can't start giving the crease back to Murray.  Witchery!

Kyle Turris breaks his finger at the beginning of the week which means Jean Gabriel-Pageau plays on the next line up with better players and has scored 3 goals and 4 points the last 3 games where he had scored 6 goals in the previous 63 games.   Witchery!

Tyler, in a nutshell, trades me John Gibson for Rask, Krug, and Aho earlier in the year.  John Gibson gets injured just before this week with a mysterious ailment.  Looks like he will be healthy enough to start right after this week.  Witchery!

You would think that would be all.  That would be enough to prove it, but the last piece is that he just so happens to have the backup, Bernier, who has gotten 20 points so far.  Thus taking points away from me and getting them for himself.  Double Witchery!

I think it is time to see if he weighs the same as a duck.  Sadly even if you took away all the witchery I'd still be down by 30+ points.  Well done and good luck in the next rounds.

Title: Re: Tyler is a Witch!
Post by: Rob on March 10, 2017, 10:22:24 AM
 :rofl:

Oh wouldn't it be nice if we were matched up Corey....
Title: Re: Tyler is a Witch!
Post by: snugerud on March 10, 2017, 10:33:12 AM
(https://i.imgflip.com/14sbd6.jpg)
Title: Re: Tyler is a Witch!
Post by: Tyler on March 10, 2017, 10:01:40 PM
Hahahaha this was fantastic.

If it's any consolation, Corey, I am as surprised as you are with my week. Bernier getting a 40 save shut out is unheard of.
Title: Re: Tyler is a Witch!
Post by: Rob on March 27, 2017, 10:55:42 AM
DING DONG - Tyler's reign is over!

Witchery was not enough to overcome the Blues.  Nice season, Tyler... Jeez man.  I didn't think you had it in you this year!
Title: Re: Tyler is a Witch!
Post by: Tyler on March 28, 2017, 06:37:07 PM
Have to agree I didn't think I'd make it this far, right guys stood up when they had too.

Should be a good final for the 2 jerks who are ahead of me and ruined my 3-peat LOL